Ballygally Castle, Northern Ireland. Plug by bed, ok shower, free instant wifi, no biscuits, haunted.

Blu Bay Hotel, Sozopol, Bulgaria. Plug by bed, free wifi, good shower, LOADS of biscuits and snacks (nothing to suggest they are free or you pay for them)

Dimyat Hotel, Varna, Bulgaria. Plug by bed, free instant wifi, ok shower, no biscuits, small bed but a roof terrace big enough for a kickabout (but only has one seat)

Hotel Sigulda, Sigulda, Latvia. Plug by bed, free wifi, good shower, no biscuits

Domus Hotel, Riga, Latvia. Plug by bed (by one of the smallest most uncomfortable single beds ever), free wifi, ok shower (in the worst bathroom ever), no biscuits

Premier Inn, Swansea. Plug by bed, good shower, crap free wifi, no biscuits

The Grand Hotel, Swansea. Plug by bed, free instant wifi, ok shower, biscuits.

Mount Rooms Hotel, Barry Island, Wales. Plug by bed, free wifi, good shower, no biscuits.

Grand Hotel Kempinski, Riga, Latvia. Plug by bed, free wifi, good shower, no biscuits.

This is what started it all off 10 years ago. A plug that was too low to the desk for me to plug my laptop into, plus it was £7.99 for wifi in the room.

Going off-piste here, but Arabica London - best hand dryers, ever 💨

Fairfield Marriott, San Jose, Costa Rica. Plug by bed, free instant wifi, crap shower, no biscuits

Radisson Country Inn & Suites, San Jose, Costa Rica. Plug by bed, free instant wifi, great shower, no biscuits

Meadow Barn Air bnb (somewhere in a remote field), near Chelmsford. Free instant wifi, plug by bed, great shower, no biscuits.

Holiday Inn, Media City, Manchester. Plug by bed, free instant wifi, crap shower, biscuits.

No.124, Brighton. Free instant wifi, plug by bed, great shower, no biscuits, BUT free help yourself pantry! (And record player in room)

Hotel Du Vin, Poole: plug by bed, great shower, free wifi, dog bed, no biscuits (but there is ferrero rocher)

Warszauer Hotel, Krakow. Plug by bed, free instant wifi, ok shower, no biscuits