Nicole - Oh you hate Mondays? Change “Mondays” to “cancer stricken children,” not so funny now is it?

I think it says a lot about John Tory that he felt no sense of shame about shutting down warming centres for unhoused people or violently evicting them from parks, but as soon as the public was aware of his sex life he was so ashamed that he resigned instantly.

a 31 year old women hooking up with john tory is the only data point you need to know how bad the toronto dating scene is

FUCK OFF TORY IS GONE?!? BEAUTIFUL!!! #dougnext

Joel Embiid’s offensive bag without flopping

Lia Looks like he gets to charge you 20% now

new vid Sssniperwolf but every 10 seconds I read a tweet she sent me tonight youtube.com/watch?v=9BU-42…

I hate that slut me out is at the top of my “on repeat” lmfao how embarrassing. I should take this fact to my grave, and yet…

I love how wholesome the Smosh fanbase has been today. I’m very very very excited that they’re gonna be fusing their roots w/ the newer content/creators they’ve introduced over the years given their newfound independence. Shoutout Mythical as well! #smoshappreciationday

Ah yes the metric we all know and love

This is actually a very solid team. As long as our bench gets sorted, we’re gonna have a good season. Not a championship one, but a good one. 😌

welp *picks up saxophone*

Are you annoyed with everyone plugging their threads? Too bad. Mine is @imbasicallysanta 🤷🏻‍♂️

Elon put his blood, sweat, and tears into inventing Twitter and now Mark Zuckerberg comes along and copies it just like he did with every other app

always amazes me how adaptable kids are bc when i told my (9) year old sister that i was Autistic & needed her to do things like text me BEFORE you call or when asking a question give a lot of detail and she was like ‘okay no problem!!’ but my mom cried and said i ruined her life

He didn’t have to do him like that 😭

i am begging freelancers and remote workers to consider working at the library instead of a cafe