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Hahahahaha nearly, lad.

#AndItsLiveeeee

Strong showing at Old Trafford from this year's nominees for the Ballon D'ivorce

New name for the boss 😍

Can’t tell you how horny that little 18 year old from Warrington makes me 🍆

I’m best at money grabbing. 🚛💨

The late and great Ricky Hatton knas the score 🤣🤣

Unfortunately footy got called off today for a leg break……. HOWEVER….. in Jorge’s honour, we drank, we drank and we cheered and drank. More of these summer days in October please @God

Gonna eat my pot noodle in the bath if you’re wondering just how council estate I am.

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There’s been some generational tweets on this app but nothing will beat that Christmas morning when Mards woke up with a chick in his bed and tweeted “you’ve had your fun now fuck off it’s Christmas “