Brandon 🦂 (kween/acc) It’s absolutely a homosexual substance. You socialize on alcohol, ball on coke, work on adderal. On weed you just fry ur brain eat weird shit and stay home

Vegas is the true heartbeat of America

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in ancient greece, the slave class was not allowed to do any physical training, lest they revolt against their masters. can you believe that! what a crazy idea! the ruling class of today would NEVER use such tactics against the modern-day slaves, right? 🙂 right...? 😧

Criminalize t-shirts under polos

Avg driver will drive slow as fuck on open road then accelerate into a red light just to slam the brakes. Perfect analogy for the middle. Ass backwards way of thinking wonder why stuck.

This could have been awesome It would have saved the Republic, it would have reinvigorated the American nation, masculinity would have come roaring back, the fertility rate would have rebounded, inflation would have reversed, Taylor Swift would have gotten a decade younger, thi—

It’s Literally Like Being At a ZOO…

Black guys and women have this thing they do where they need to make their best efforts to escalate every situation possible until the worst possible outcome happens and then scratch their heads wondering why it had to get that far

Baron Trump vs Sasha Obama What do you notice?

Wow, Costco really does have everything

ban fat bitches from wearing compression shorts

I think about him often

Conversation with HR after happy hour got out of hand.

Nothing breaks my heart like finding out one of my buddies is a Liberal

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IM RUNNING AROUND SMOKING CIGARS HAVENT HAD TIME TO WATCH THE MELTDOWNS POST THE BEST ONES BELOW