i js broke no contact after 3 months and he replied in 30 seconds

i lied i am the jealous type i hope everyone who speaks to you explodes

no tft girlfriend to be found so I made dinner reservations instead, dm for location

new shaker bottle do we like the color

Don’t feel bad if you can’t afford a Super Bowl ticket Josh Allen has a $55 million salary and he watches the big game from his couch every year too

Can’t wait for the Bad Bunny halftime show to absolutely suck and for every girl to be like “omg that was amazing”

How that one girl I will never talk to again has me thinking on a long drive home

won 2k at the casino this weekend who wants to be a sugar baby

cant wait for my legs to get huge so i can get slutty little quad tats

im really cutting it close for finding a Valentine this year

told her i like physical touch and she beat the shit out of me

if you’re single on valentine’s day its because your muscles aren’t big enough. you can run a 25 min 5k. you can’t flash v5s in the gym. you dont have ur money up. lock in.

happy valentine’s day i miss you my love (multiple women)

Happy Valentine’s Day from me and this special girl <3

HEARTWARMING: girl reassigns the title “Love of my life” for the 10th time to her current boyfriend

this was me at greta roughly a year ago

"e-sex" implies the existence of irl-sex

Oh no I lost the girl who gives attention to every guy