really bummed out - my bachelor party was supposed to be in Tehran next week and now its completely ruined

gainzy sounds like you're just chilling in your house that's good

Yeah so ur gonna take the L train to Teterboro

I know ALOT about the Straight of Hormuz

this reads like he sold his account to based16z

Central Park

twitter is the COD lobby for WWIII

I see Twitter as more of an Art Project

Have met a handful of new founders that left Tesla working on Optimus. When asking why they left (as it would seem it’s an exciting opportunity to work on), the response is always they don’t believe the viability of humanoids fwiw

Bro is that you Based16z? Haha bro ur a LEGENDDDD! Sick seeing you here, what market cap you get in at? Let’s push this HARD

Me getting into an Uber: “Hey whats up” Me getting out of Uber: “See you have a good night”

*driving a cybertruck* yeah i wasnt planning on having sex anyways

Grok what was the ethnicity of that lady who just cut me off ?

Out in Wichita, Kansas smokin meth with all the locals, askin em to teach me how to yodel

Dealer positioning? yeah my dealer is buying gamestop mate

Fat people should not be allowed to vote.