Orioles’ offseason additions over the past calendar month: Charlie Morton: 3-0, 2.70 ERA Tomoyuki Sugano: 1-1, 3.95 ERA Andrew Kittredge: 10 G, 1.93 ERA Dylan Carlson: .316/.358/.513, 4 HR Ramón Laureano: .304/.365/.500, 3 HR Gary Sánchez: 3-for-7, 2 HRs Tyler O’Neill: DNP

For the life of me I can’t understand why teams throw anything but a changeup to Colton Cowser when he has 2 strikes on him

The same oriole fans that want Adley traded and claim he sucks will look you dead in the eyes and say letting James McCann go was a mistake. Genuinely not real people

The Bakeshow has turned into the Bakesale😢

“Grayson should’ve got TJ in the spring” “orioles ruined his elbow by not letting him get TJ” “another TJ for the orioles organization.” How about you read and see that the elbow soreness isn’t in the area of the UCL

I’ve never seen a pitcher that hates getting outs more than Tomoyuki Sugano

Orioles fans doing the wave while Dean gives up the lead wtf

Don’t let the General get hot

The only clutch homer Judge has ever had was because Clase had over 0.5 HR tears

Most of orioles twitter has been calling for Ramon Urias to be DFA’d since he got to the O’s, and now that he’s traded, he was an indispensable piece of the core? Make up your minds man

Something broke. What the heck

Haven’t sent it in a while. I think I’m going Sig Nu #nobodydoesitlike #ferda

I’m murphing it

Hersh in the air to center. We will see you, tomorrow night

I’m him

Never doubted him for a second