Tic toc tic toc ready eyes open must b mornin now. Eyes open and still dark :-( #fuckoff

Gunna start doing lotto if I win I'll b gone

@abythesmurf happy birthday xx

Tooth ache absise swollen face now 2 punctures happy fucin days #shoot me now 4fucsake

So if any bastard wants a fight I've got an empty shed #andamsofucinup4it

Looks like a happy Christmas after all. Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

To all my family in Essex an Cambridge happy christmas and thanks you all so much xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

@hilts10 sorry it late thanks 4 lunch last weekend happy Christmas xxx

Bit of a different dinner to last nite cornflakes followed by trifle #yum yum

Stick ya tweets up ya bum #cificare

It's all to late now #gedditroundya

That's it fuck the lot of ya #loveyouall #reallyyyyyyyy

David Peters thanks 4 a lovely afternoon David Peters it was so nice to c u David Peters your such a good bloke #loveyou@bartlowkeeper

If u can't beat um #joinum

Oh an hello to all u others who say I don't tweet #yourturnnow#im@bartlowkeeper

@hilts10 Megan Lindsey alan taylor Sue Fearnley🔆 Megan Lindsey Amanda that all teach her #keepersagoodshot #goodkeeper

Puncture fixed after 2 1/2 hours bastard #fucfucfucfucfucfucfucfuc #fuckoff

Woopy do quak fuckin quak

Cold wet covered In mud why #cozimfucking stupid