Everyday I understand more and more why bjork beat that reporters ass .

Been cooing over this post for 10 minutes

“link cannot handle allat” link CAN handle allat he was designed by the goddess to be able to handle allat

OK Thanksgiving lunch has been eaten now it's time to get jolly

These AI songs that are ‘going number 1’ are all scams. Look at the charts they’re on— iTunes sales. Anybody can chart there if they buy their own songs. They’re trying to convince us that people love AI music when we really don’t.

If I had a boyfriend I would probably do things like sink my teeth and claws into his skin. He’d have to be a little fucked in the head like me. He will tell me how the words I write and photos I take are the best he’s ever seen. We live with our dog in a small house in the woods

Leftists should be brushing their teeth every morning *and* night. Real leftists take out the garbage and do the dishes. If you don’t use deodorant you’re not a real leftist

this felt like i wasn’t supposed to see it

90/10 salt and msg is genius. i should spike all the coop's salt containers

deleted twitter off my phone, trying to be on here less. sucks that bluesky is so gravely unfunny

oooh this jane remover project ooooh im so pleased i've been waiting so long for this oooooh

this site is a deep poison lol i got on it for 5 minutes and felt worst instantly

maybe we should #ScottPilgrim