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Barry Popik

@barrypopik

Author of an online dictionary (over 38,000 entries) investigating the origins of American words, names, quotations and phrases. King of Dad Jokes & Oneliners.

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ā€œCoffee, the official sponsor of my sanityā€ (Coffee's My Favorite on Facebook, 2024). #quotes #memes #coffee barrypopik.com/blog/coffee-th…

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ā€œCarrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing offā€ (Minister Of The StreetsšŸ¤šŸæ, 2021; All You Can Eat on Facebook, June 13). #quotes #pizza barrypopik.com/blog/carrying-…

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ā€œIf your food says ā€˜Enjoy’ at the end of the #cooking #instructions, you can’t complain to the company if you didn’t like it, since you technically didn’t follow the instructions" (Reddit-Showerthoughts, 2022). #quotes #jokes #food barrypopik.com/blog/if-your-f…

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"Food doesn't really go bad, something just starts eating it before you do" (Reddit-Showerthoughts, 2016; All You Can Eat on Facebook, June 14). #quotes #jokes #food barrypopik.com/blog/food-does…

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"When making #butter there is little #margarine for error" (2010). ā€œGreat chefs always use butter; that way, there’s no margarine for errorā€ (2021). ā€œChefs have to be very precise when measuring out butter. There’s no margarine for errorā€ (2024). #puns barrypopik.com/blog/chefs-hav…

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ā€œWhat stops someone from just strolling into any #hotel in America at breakfast hours and acting like they’re supposed to be there, getting a free #continental #breakfast and leaving?ā€ (viral for McRib, May 4). #quotes barrypopik.com/blog/what-stop…

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ā€œI reached peak adulting by being thrilled to be in a nearly empty supermarket first thing in the morningā€ (@modernmomprobs, 2020; All You Can Eat on Facebook, June 15). #quotes #supermarket #adulting barrypopik.com/blog/i-reached…

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ā€œIt’s not stalking if you bring a casseroleā€ (Facebook, 2020; All You Can Eat on Facebook, June 15). #quotes #jokes #stalking #casserole #potluck #dinner barrypopik.com/blog/its-not-s…

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ā€œPrepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under itā€ (The Dad, 2017). #quotes #jokes #socialmedia barrypopik.com/blog/prepare-y…

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"You can’t spell ā€˜house’ without hoes" (Squeaky Riffcake, 2012). "A HOUSE without HOES is just Uā€ (Facebook, April 10). ā€œWithout u this house is just a hoseā€ (PB Harrison, June 15). #quotes #jokes #house #home barrypopik.com/blog/without-u…