This but for eggs.

Spotted in the wild

Why did the chicken go to the gym? To work on his pecks 😘

This channel needs more subs. It's lovely 😊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 youtu.be/qrk1ibfsmIE?si…

My retirement plan is to go missing in a bog

What I'm gonna call my boat when I finally win the lottery 🤞 French for "To the water it's time." (Say out loud) 🫡❤️

RIP Brian Wilson

Some stats for 19yr old Mike Tyson Vs Mitch 'Blood' Green in 1986: No. punches thrown: 460 No. punches landed: 283 (61%) No. 10round fights Mike completed within 1 month: 2 No. times Mike punched the gumshield clean out of Mitch's mouth: 3 No. kisses to Kevin Rooney: 1 😍❤️🥊🙌

Some people don't like alcoholics. Well, I don't like some people.

I bet being a teenager in the 80s was awesome.

Legit question: why are we getting involved in this war? Dumb it down for me please

Donald J. Trump

I’m sick of fake accounts and bots I want to interact with real people Please say hello if you’re genuine…..

When I was a teenager I was super depressed and my best friend told me if I ever killed myself he would play American Badass by Kid Rock at my funeral and tell everyone it was my favorite song and it’s kept me alive until this day.

Why do bald men always grow beards? Is there some kinda need for an upside down head? 🤔

My coworkers are the worst people on the planet. It felt like my sandals were getting tighter every day. Turns out someone noticed I left them in my car at work and every day they replaced them with a half size smaller. Meanwhile I’ve been freaking out and googling swollen feet.

RIP Michael Madsen