#MAFS has Cyrell not learnt anything? There was food in that bowl and she swore in front of it!

#MAFS The producers are taking the piss. Ines is a cunt and they know it.

#MAFS Matts posture is off the fucking charts! Is there a sick to his arse or what?

#MAFS Did you hear that Matt? She was a lesbian!! At least ask if she had any videos! Ffs

#MAFS what do you call that thing Dino and thing were doing?

#MAFS what could legit happen if Darren walks out on Ming? Breach of contract?

#getkrackin Merrick Watts you pottymouthed cunt mark!

#MAFS Nah, but seriously. Where Liz?

I'm not watching bullshit #MAFS anymore. Just gonna read James Weir recap erryday.

#MAFS What the fuck! I miss one night of this shit and Sam is raw dogging Ines now?

#MAFS Stop bullying Heidi you fucking dog! Seriously. Leave her alone.

#MAFS I'm king ding a ling.

Little known fact ; we also won our first JLT match in 66'...... Coincidence?

Just realised Conrad Sewell is a dude! Does everybody else know this?

#MAFS Jess should put stay so Mick has to shape up to her old man.

#MAFS Cyrell needs her own jerry springer style show. I'd watch that shit.

#MAFS Fuck off Susie ya nut case. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

#MAFS Mick you're a grown man. Just fucking leave!

#MAFS I guarantee Dan has punched a woman before. He even opens doors aggressively.

#MAFS Hey WA police, apparently Jess's dad has 5k to throw away. I'd investigate that if I were you.