I read this fairly recently and was dying at the idea you could blog your way to being President of Earth

It’s actually very easy to teach this

Defector sale ends midnight tomorrow. I'm not sure in what time zone that is so to be safe you should do it today. defector.com/the-defector-s…

Quality chugga chugga

Kamala what is your opinion on Into The Unknown

Imagine being this male coyote setting out in search of a mate, somehow ending up in Central Park where there are no other coyotes… and then one day a female coyote shows up. gothamist.com/news/bachelor-…

In New York it means COUNT THE RINGZ BABY YEAH JEETS

Anyone who thinks the purpose of writing an essay is “to have written an essay” is not worth listening to under any circumstances

Wonder why they call it a long beet Oh

Not a fan of AI, but definitely a fan of the Austro-Hungarian space program. defector.com/whatever-ai-lo…

OK I know that a week ago I said that something else was the single best Simpsons bit but

This but for you people who can actually tell gulls apart. I guess I’ll take your word for it!

Everyone on the timeline is yelling about incomprehensible things on weekend mornings which is how I know soccer’s back

It's the story this person was born to write

In a fantasy league with some very casual players and one asked me why I keep trying to "stir up drama." By this they mean offering trades, which is stressful to them.

The feds flipped him. He squealed his battery off.

All right, that’s enough