Yesterday's game sucked ass, no doubt, but the Jays made 2 boneheaded, out-of-character errors that led directly to Yankees runs. Cleaner D would've made for (likely) a drastically different game. Credit to the Yanks for taking advantage, but it wasn't the 2025 Jays last night.

There's no way this won't be amazing. ew.com/the-chair-comp… The Game Barron

Remember 2019 when the Raptors lost games 1 and 2 against the Bucks and everyone thought they were screwed playing against a good team led by a future league MVP? Didn’t they end up winning 4 straight games when they acclimated to their opponent? Hmmmmm #WANTITALL

Might throw up.

I sure wish I knew who was starting Game 1 for the Blue Jays.

Trey Yesavage.

So Addison Barger is 25 years old and has 3 kids already, including a newborn. That explains the prodigious Dad Strength we all saw last night.

DUSTY RHODES???

SCORE. SOME. RUNS.

SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS.

Projects Bo Bichette at 5 years, $130 million. Two thoughts: 1) I think he's going to get way more than that. 2) If he doesn't, it better be the Jays paying it.

FFS grow a pair, my dude. Even Elaine Benes has more of a backbone than you. I'm so second-hand embarrassed for ol' Harry.

RIP

"The price for SP on the trade market is high"...hmmm...can I interest some team in a slightly used Jose Berrios??

The literal visual representation of “fucked around and found out.” #PaulJoshua

Justin Herbert ain't him.

Just because he'll get overshadowed by all the extra hoopla - and as a way to avoid all the annoying "Who?" questions by the Opening Day tourists - the Toronto Blue Jays should add Buck Martinez to the Level of Excellence before the second game of the year.

American jingoism is undefeated. Truly incredible. #NotACompliment

OH YAY OVERTIME. FML.