Owning a cat is just making sure you minimise the email your writing out just in case they jump on your keyboard and send it half written

I forgot to post this earlier

Cat post to apologise for the selfie earlier

mclaren fans we’re winning it all 😩

Hangovers are not it

I showed you my paws please respond

I am so brain dead today

In jail where he belongs

He thinks he’s a bag of frozen nuggets

I've been so ill recently this is a crime

Look what I managed to find

Dressed up for my friends graduation

Another year older. Another year stupid.

This is what tour posters with 5+ bands that don’t all play on the same dates look like to me

Realised I’ve never posted a pic of my car on here

it’s great people want to vote the tories out it’s just a mad shame that they didn’t want it when there was a genuinely good person leading labour and not a closest tory transphobe

GOOD FUCKING MORNING BOSTON MANOR ENJOYERS THIS IS HOW WE MOVING TODAY

pintglass if they drank cocktails instead of pints: