I'll order a 'medium' at Starbucks because I don't give one single fuck about their hoity toity names. Also, I don't know which is which.

Told my Wife I was creating a "ShitMyWifeSays" page. She said "go ahead, your annual blow job now falls on a leap year" #shitmywifesays

Might want to change your password if you use Comcast "LogmeOnce: Comcast gets #hacked, downplays potential dangers ow.ly/tvZaP"

And that's why I don't trust anybody...

Damn it @EllenPage! With you coming out, you've shattered all my hopes and dreams of ever swooning you! JK, congrats on being u! Love you!

"While we are contending for our own liberty we should be very cautious not to violate the rights of conscience in others" #GeorgeWashington

The greatest weapon against stress is the ability to choose one thought over another. #BeAtPeace

Beer is photoshop for real life.

The Lego "Ghostbuster" set has been officially unveiled—who you gonna call? cnet.co/1fwo4iC

True brotherhood is someone you can get shit faced with, and they still love you in the morning.

I'm the kind of guy you want to know, cause, push comes to shove, when it goes bad, I will survive.

(And she still looks beautiful!) "RT: Jennifer Lawrence without makeup 👀😱 pictwittler.us/2c"

Truth! "OutOfLeftField: Keep your friends close but your phone closer. Friends are nosy bastards."

I like the part of the day when food or beer happens.

On my 4th cup of Starbucks coffee... Not sure if ready to take over world or going to be found crashed out in the street somewhere...

Long time Mozilla user. Guess it's only Chrome from now on. Apparently diversity of opinion isn't "tolerated" at mozilla. Hypocrites.

@ocbizlaw Mozilla typical -- "we include & tolerate anybody and everybody -- so long as they think and believe just like us."

I can't help but wonder if Mozilla will ever recognize the hypocrisy of their own stance... Or any left winger for that matter.

Was weird to Un - install Firefox 🔥 tonight but if Mozilla can't be tolerant than neither can I. You get what you give.

@erwindelaat JΞSŦΞR ΔCŦUΔL reality check USA, need 2 stop importing from China. Luv my ecig but it'll never be plugged into my computer.