"Chronicle distinkt for being first (mostly) found footage superhero movie. Also Chronicle distinkt for fact Dis Movie Stinkt!"

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Štipska pastrmajlija? Yes/No

"while me not able to tell difference between a Minosian and a Mintakan, me familiar enough wit likes of Dr. Spock, Bubba Fat, and Lando Kardassian to get humor of de movie and not be offended."

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Cabbage Boil? Yes/No

Ordering the snake soup at the Hong Kong airport

"Monster here must make speshul mention of spektacular visual effekts dat transform aktor as handsome and ripped as Cookie Monster into gawky geeky Grover-looking guy. It truly a fascinating achievement."

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The Columbo rewatch continues with... "Columbo and the Murder of a Rock Star" This episode first aired April 29, 1990. The part of Trish Fairbanks was played by Shera Danese, wife of Peter Falk who makes about a half dozen appearances over the course of the show's run. She

Best Crime Reads of 2025 #CrimeBooks #CrimeFiction The Grapevine by Kate Kemp A murder rocks a suburban cut-de-sac in 1970's Australia. 12-year-old amateur sleuth Tammy sets out to identify the killer, unearthing neighborhood secrets along the way.

Louyur? Yes/No

"But it turn out dat scepter have power to make people irritable and, soon, all de heroes be arguing wit each other like de cast of Real Housewives of Atlanta."

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The Triple Pickle McCrispy? Yes/No

3 of these 4 matchups are surprisingly close. Tomorrow, we move on to the semifinals and... The Final Four!

"And sitting thru dis movie definitely feel like one WEIRD road trip down down under. Hell or Australia. You pick."

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