No milk in the fridge today so I am HORRIFIED to announce that one of my colleagues walked in on me doing this

once again i'm ill in the office and once again i've been unable to get Broth for lunch. all i want is a 2 litre IV drip of chicken broth like i'm gwyneth paltrow is that too much to ask??

The car equivalent of toilet paper stuck to your shoe. I feel so much second hand embarrassment

Gonna need a Meryl Streep shady facts RELOADED breakdown of 2002-2006 itv series Footballers Wives

I love going to the tip! Casting my shit into the void feels soooo good

Huge nominative determinism if so

Paid for a Which? subscription and now my family and friends consult me like an oracle

Shaking my head disapprovingly on the tube so everyone knows the BO smell isn't coming from me

Move-in to new flat delayed by carpetright company-wide system outage following a cyber attack, thanks dad for this solid gold input

Be mindful of why you were invited to the bus lane (this tweet is about taxis that cut out in front of you to overtake a bus when it stops, as buses are likely to do)

All respect for Taylor swift obviously etc but she is unfortunately señorita-awesome-coded

Champions league finalist Ian maatsen

Someone is messing with the remote and it's kicking off

Moor

expectation vs reality 💔💔