how did I end up following a Hispanic Rupert Murdoch @RupMurdoch?

Last night I poured remnants of bottle of Rioja into bottle of cote du rhone to have one less bottle. Is this pikey?

Just tasted my Rioja/cote du rhone blend and it's delicious. A new vocation perhaps?

Freddie Flintoff has broken 12 World Records. What a man! #freddies12

Steven sent flowers which arrived just as I was on the phone to my lawyer sorting out my will. Coincidence?

About to have dinner with my favourite cook Lorraine Pascale Lucky me. Can't wait! Sadly we'll not be sampling food she's cooked this time

Brilliant. @mrjamieeast This is just mindblowing. Best dance routine you'll EVER see: youtube.com/watch?v=iHJkyM…

This is what it's like to turn left. Can I ever turn right again?

Oh yeah! Anchorman sequel: Will Ferrell announces he will reprise Ron Burgundy role on Conan O'Brien bit.ly/GYxUuo via Mail Online

Apparently I should change my picture from the puppy one as I might get more followers.

Has a pre-historic kangaroo been lying in our kitchen?

Digging for Australia from Wandsworth Common......