Lmao this text still makes me laugh 😂

Is it October yet?

Happy Friday to everyone, especially 2021 Jack Adams Award winner, Rod Brind'Amour.

When you agree to plans and you just wanna go home and get in bed

My favorite past time is seeing the raunchy TikToks that young teens from my hometown post & then also see their grandparents post about those same teens as if they are little angels. Like I’m sorry Marilyn but Everlynleigh is throwing it back in a thong on a different app….

I want: -cheese fries + ranch from Abbey Road -chicken quesadilla from Taco Bell -sushi from Sushi Iwa

Whoever needs to hear this: Aspire for more. You'll be surprised at how much you're capable of.

I’m gonna give this sealed Pokémon Base Set Pack to someone that Retweets this tweet so others across the World have a chance to enjoy! (Follow me so I can DM winner on 8/14 & announce)

Happy birthday to a legend 💪

When I turned 23 I vowed to stop caring what people think and WHEWWWWWWW, it’s been a much peaceful atmosphere in my brain ever since 👏🏼

@ mike

all of us, every single one of us, without exception, are trying to figure out the meaning of our lives and the why behind it all. all of us are just trying our best, in our own way, to make sense of it all. be kinder. be gentler.

laying down in your towel after a shower forever gives the same energy as not immediately taking off your breast pump after pumping

Me, after I win an argument.

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

IT'S A GREAT DAY TO BE A GAMECOCK

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