Happy #SmallPressDay! It’s my annual tweet plugging a little book about a seagull! etsy.com/uk/shop/Barlba…

Re: retro letters from footballers - spring 1990: Bobby Robson refuses to provide a recipe for Beef Wellington. Adam Hurrey

My short story “Knights and Knaves” is out today on Daily ScienceFiction. I hope you enjoy it. dailysciencefiction.com/fantasy/fantas…

Fucking chameleon circuit on the blink again. #DoctorWho #tardis

Care to explain Martin Random?

I’m amazed they had the sense to call her Amelia Stone and not something like “Ploppy the Prisoner” or “Jizzy the Jailbird” to be honest. The Apprentice #TheApprentice

I see UKSoccerShop | Vintage Football Shirts are flogging #StandwithUkraine shirts at £35 a pop; no mention of any of the cash being donated anywhere though… #Ukraine #IStandWithUkraine #FreeUkraine

Delighted to say my short story 'Knights & Knaves is now live on the Manawaker Studio flash fiction podcast, expertly narrated by CB Droege. manawaker.com/podcast/knight…

Manawaker Studio's Flash Fiction Podcast presents: “Knights & Knaves” by R.D. Simmons open.spotify.com/episode/4ckvs5… Supported by Patreon patrons: patreon.com/manawaker

Bloody hell, Happy New Year to you too, Spence. Cc. Pointless Letters @angrypiln. Via Brighton Argus

#RIPPele

If it’s not Princess Di under there I’m going to be very disappointed

I can’t keep up with all these acronyms. #BrightonPride

This thread incidentally is why the surname ‘Brandyfoot’ for the pre-Shire Harfoots in The Rings of Power makes no sense.