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@DLgodlessbitch Of course I could make my sexuality my religion ☺️ Unlike other religions it would be filled with phallusies instead of fallacies, And it'd be hole-y not holy ☺️

things are looking really good for Nenshi now - this was a really good move, and Nenshi will thrive with Pancholi's support. I hope this is a real turning point for Alberta.

I've been doing yoga fairly regularly for the last 4ish years and this last year I've added Pilates to the mix and I'd say I'm passably flexible and strong but I did an at-home barre workout yesterday and I AM TOAST

my whole life I have hated when people ended phonecalls with mmbuhbye but behold I have become an mmbuhbye guy on the phone at work 😭

one of my co-workers was telling me about the mosh pits of the past and holy christ almighty I'm so glad we don't let people fall in the pit now and that I have never had to witness someone's face getting stomped in

I use a launcher for my phone that's just a list of apps rather than icons and I just search the app I want and it has dramatically decreased my twitter usage because when typing "twi" doesn't automatically launch twitter I get confused and forget that it's called X

I never once thought I would be fully engaged and super into a lesson called "analyzing receipts and transactions" but here we are my high school math teacher would cry

this photo will be in history books and our grandkids will look at it the same as we look at that photo from the sixties of the pool owner throwing acid into his pool during the "coloured swim"

During #MentalHealthWeek and every week, we’re here to listen, no matter what you are going through. #CompassionConnects

“You made that on canva?!” Pls give me an iced coffee and two solid hours and I could make the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel on canva

#Ableg 🔥 In 2016, as Fort McMurray faced evacuation, Rachel Notley took action and stood with first responders 🍺 In 2024, as Fort McMurray faced evacuation, Danielle Smith took a flight to Vancouver and stood in line for $15 beer Leadership matters Smith has none. #Abpoli

I've had team Snapchat blocked since like 2013 and you're telling me they've unblocked themselves AND taken away the ability to block them?

'Holy moly, that's me!': Canadian soccer star Christine Sinclair gets her own Barbie ctvnews.ca/sports/holy-mo…

if you have ever found yourself exclaiming "how is that RACIST!?" you probably need to do an honest deep dive into your unconscious biases

do you know you are allowed to have merlot and butter noodles for supper like, whenever you want?

no one: absolutely no one: the bio of the most horrific posts you’ve ever seen: “christian, husband, father”

Dear local sushi place: I am always ordering just for me, and usually just because I am sad. 4 sets of chopsticks is unnecessary and makes me feel sadder Hope this helps

Me as a teenager: I want to be the main character. Me as an adult: I want to be a side mouse character in Redwall. I’ll wear tiny woolly cloaks and eat apple cinnamon pies and my only worry is will we have enough dandelion cordial for the upcoming feast.

Guess it's time 🤷🏾‍♂️