Next show is this Sunday in Toronto at Dock Ellis 🤘

Sick lineup for our next show April 22nd facebook.com/events/5476616…

New sticker sheets and buttons available for FREE at our See-Scape show tonight, we're on at 11pm facebook.com/events/5476616…

We’re FINALLY playing Kitchener! See ya on Saturday June 3rd bit.ly/3pJ4VuU

We're playing 1 next Tuesday at the Bovine 🤘🤘🤘 facebook.com/events/9670467…

Stacked lineup for our next show: facebook.com/events/1437362…

Brace yourselves, our Nicolas Cage themed EP 'UNCAGED' comes out this Friday!

"UNCAGED" our new EP about Nicolas Cage movies is streaming everywhere now: songwhip.com/thebareminimum…

Here's a cool review of UNCAGED:

Grab our new song "ADHD" here: cartridgeheartrecords.bandcamp.com/album/go-kick-…

'Tis the season for a kidney stone! New song "Swiss Chalet Christmas Dinner Alone" streaming here: songwhip.com/thebareminimum…

Best Music of 2023: blog.thebareminimum.ca/best-music-of-… Brassneck Records Clowns @_dieselboy Teen Mortgage

We're playing a show in the park this Saturday

Venue change for tonight’s free show

NEW SONG 'We Can't Bring Drums' coming out Sept. 13 on the new Cartridge Heart Records comp! Release show in London ON Sept 13: facebook.com/events/s/three…

Stream our spicy new song 'We Can't Bring Drums' here: cartridgeheartrecords.bandcamp.com/album/go-kick-…

🔥 FARE INSPECTOR IS OUT NOW 🔥 $400 fines > healthcare. Canada rules. tinyurl.com/3usa3nwy

Our new EP ‘Doomed City’ drops on Oct. 24th, don’t forget to call in sick.

We’re playing LIVER’s record release at The Monarch Tavern on Nov 8. The bar’s open, but your liver is DOOMED!

DOOMED CITY is loose in the streets, streaming everywhere now!  tinyurl.com/4cxevavr