My brownies aren't the only "outrageous" thing about me I mean have you seen my mansion? #easthamptonrepresent

“If this tent be rocking, don’t be knocking.” - Me

Today's my birthday [nervous giggles]...How fabulous! Hope Jeffery got me those instant coffee granules I've been eying at Williams Sonoma.

Naturally I'd wear a weird VELVET shent (shirt-tent) in my latest 'Weird Foods' Episode.

I'm as real as the thyme I grow in my East Hampton garden RT Johnny Martin you seem so fake. Even that little laugh you do sounds practiced

If you can't find historically accurate period flowers to use for a 18th century inspired table setting... fake will do.

The truffles themselves are incredibly expensive but black truffle butter is incredibly inexpensive. *$10 for 2 oz of black truffle butter*

Of course my favorite part of watching an episode is when the instrumental of "Dog Days Are Over" by Florence and the Machine plays...

Spelled my name wrong, how bad can that be? RT Charlie Adler Ina Gartner (the Barefoot Contessa) comes to Sixth & I 10/31 (Wed)

Shot of Framboise each time I "sift" ingredients together RT alix pikula The Ina Garten drinking game; drink during an entire episode

"I make a chicken, and a man shows up! Don't have too much fun without me!" *my Real Housewives of East Hampton tagline* andy

LOVE RT Ina Garten "I make a chicken, & a man shows up! Don't have too much fun w/out me!" *my Real Hwives of East Hampton tagline*

I see you, @inagarten

How _____ is THAT?

"You can't make #good mashed potatoes without half and half and some butter"

How To Make An Episode Of Barefoot Contessa

*plops sour cream into Cuisinart* "What did we used to do before we had food processors? I can't even imagine."

"Nothing could be finer than to eat a meal w/ Ina in the HAAAMPTONS" is what Taylor Swift sang before I let her eat

Cinco de Drinko, how bad can that be? #GOODtequilaonly

It's October! How bad can that be?