Realise I'm about to get my timeline smashed but imo here goes. The guy who owns this and sits in the Lords has been getting the winter heating allowance. My mother who doesn't own a castle,lives on a small pension will still get the winter heating allowance

My old man has been shortlisted for a British Photography Award and I'd be made up and most grateful if you could vote for his image to win! 🙏 britishphotographyawards.org/2024-shortlist…

there goes my hero.

It appears that Grohl loves his hole

Silly I know but one likes to imagine James earl jones up in heaven as darth Vader, choking Paddington to death and causing his marmalade sandwich to fall from his lifeless paw, as a twinkling smile alights upon her majesty’s plump sensual lips. X 💕 👸 🇬🇧

wow, ok, unfollowing now. i loved Dave Grohl’s adultery, had no idea his music sounded like that

Happy greatest ever tweet by a celebrity day

RIGHTEOUS

I have one 11/9 stories We were working on number 1 deansgate in town and were watching it on the screen at the printworks Our engineer in a panic said he has to go his daughter is an air hostess Turns out she did the easyJet Liverpool Alicante run

Now Declan, we'd all have had a little more respect for you had you done this the other night

THIS "SHIT FOOD PHOTOS FOR #NUMBERS" THING NEEDS TO STOP

Here to help

If 14 years of the Tories has taught us anything the bigger and more heinous the fuckery the less likely that the perpetrators will suffer any meaningful consequences

"It's like a new signing" B. Rodgers

Just did my bit for Scotland /Spain relations as I was called into assist a girl who explained to the bar staff her wine was "bowfin" The wine having a "sabor mal" seemed to achieve the desired effect for all concerned

Mumsnet tackles the aftermath of 9/11 by asking the questions that no one else will...

Hello! Just to let you know that there are concessionary tickets available for my 2025 UK tour for those claiming Jobseeker's Allowance. If you're out of work at the moment, get in touch with the venue's box office & they'll sort it. Have a great weekend. justinmoorhouse.seetickets.com/tour/justin-mo…

It appears a Dundonian has opened a business in Ibiza

I won't lie, he's not the one I had my money on...