I'm Walter. In the TV commercial for the pills that I take, they’re all dancing and doing the somersaults. That's not real! All the pills do is make me go to the washroom! #comedy #Toronto #writer #Florida #podcast #Canada #weekend #Ireland #medicine #England #Saturday #UK #USA

I'm Walter. Today I saw my doctor. I took off my shirt and showed him the rash under my armpits. He told me to make an appointment at his office. Then he walked away and kept shopping at the grocery store. #Ireland #comedy #Vancouver #writer #California #podcast #weekend #Texas

I'm Walter. Barbara made my favourite sausages for me today. It is going to be a good day! Ok. Thank you. #breakfast #sausages #comedy #California #podcast #Florida #weekend #writer #BarbaraandWalter #food #Toronto #Ohio #Halifax #Saturday

I'm Barbara. TJ in Halifax, Nova Scotia asked us, "What song best describes your marriage?" I said, "Burning Love" by Elvis Presley. Walter said, "Love On The Rocks" by Neil Diamond. Not funny. #marriage #comedy #Boston #podcast #NewYork #writer #weekend #Calgary #LosAngeles #UK

I'm Barbara. Every Saturday when I come home after getting my hair done, Walter always asks, "Where is Barbara? Have you seen Barbara anywhere?" Oh, he is so funny... #Saturday #podcast #England #comedy #California #writer #Toronto #weekend #Alabama #fun #Boston #Ireland #UK

I'm Barbara. Emma in Greenfield, Massachusetts asked us, “What is your main reason for getting out of bed every day?” Walter says, "Because I have to pee." Idiot. #bed #comedy #weekend #podcast #SanJose #Edmonton #writer #Boston #Houston #Texas #Oakville #Scotland #UK #Sunday

I'm Barbara. Sam in Montreal, Quebec asked us, “How often do you stay up past 3 o’clock in the morning?” 3 o’clock in the morning? Walter is usually just waking up for the day around then! #longweekend #podcast #California #writer #Polska #comedy #Toronto #Monday #England #Ohio

I'm Barbara. They played very good music at the grocery store today. I asked the manager there if they have cassettes or CDs for sale of the music that they play. They don't. #groceries #comedy #California #writer #Florida #podcast #weekend #Texas #Saturday #Illinois #Utah

I'm Walter. Barbara always makes two appointments when she gets her teeth cleaned...one appointment for the top teeth, one for the bottom. That way, she gets two free toothbrushes...one after each visit. #weekend #podcast #Florida #comedy #Kansas #writer #USA #NewYork #Canada #a

I'm Walter. There was so much cotton, in the bottle of Vitamin C that I bought, that they should write on the bottle, “This bottle contains Vitamin C pills and a free sheep”. #weekend #podcast #Washington #comedy #California #writer #Canada #Toronto #medicine #England #Scotland

I'm Walter. My friend Boris says that when he dies, he wants his remains to be scattered on his ex-wife's front lawn….but he doesn’t want to be cremated. #weekend #comedy #Vancouver #podcast #SanJose #writer #Florida #Ohio #Ireland #Polska #NewYork #Texas #Sunday

I'm Walter. Barbara sometimes reminds me that, when she was 19, she won a beauty pageant that the delicatessen in her small town held. She was Miss Bratwurst. That's a good sausage! #weekend #comedy #Florida #podcast #California #writer #NewYork #Toronto #sausage #pageant #Ohio

I'm Walter. An guy at the bridge club was telling me that he got one of the best hearing aids in the world. It cost him six thousand dollars. I asked him, “What kind is it?” He said, “It is half past 4”. #Boston #weekend #podcast #SanJose #comedy #Toronto #writer #Utah #England

I'm Walter. Barbara Scissorfeet kicked me again last night with her eagle talon toenails and my leg started bleeding. She said she was dreaming that she was running in the Olympics. #California #comedy #Washington #podcast #Texas #writer #weekend #NewYork #Ireland #England #PGA

I'm Walter. I texted Barbara and asked her to send me a picture of the fabric softener she wants me to buy. She sent me a picture of her nostrils. She still doesn't know how to use her cell phone. #Boston #comedy #Toronto #Florida #podcast #Manchester #writer #Poland #Ohio #Utah

I'm Barbara. Yesterday I was driving and I saw a man talking on his cell phone while he was driving…so I rolled down my window and threw my can of beer at him. Hah...just kidding. Little joke. #Boston #comedy #California #podcast #Florida #writer #longweekend #NewYork #Ireland

I'm Barbara. We just got scammed. Walter said he bought some nice earrings for me on the internet but, instead, the scam people sent a bowling ball...that surprisingly fits Walter's fingers perfectly. #scam #podcast #California #writer #Boston #comedy #weekend #England #Texas

I'm Walter. We went to a cousins wedding on Saturday. Barbara took many pictures with her cell phone. On Sunday, we saw that she took over 40 pictures of her nose. #wedding #podcast #NewYork #comedy #NFL #weekend #writer #Chicago #Washington #Toronto #Saskatchewan #Ireland #Ohio

I am Walter. Barbara pulled a muscle today at Dancercise. She said that she started hupping up and down a little too hard when they started playing "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown" by Jim Croce. #dancercise #comedy #Canada #podcast #exercise #writer #Florida #weekend #UK #Britain #Ohio

I am Barbara. This is how much toilet paper my husband, Walter, left on the roll for me this morning. Thank you, Walter. Idiot.... #weekend #Florida #California #podcast #NewYork #writer #Chicago #Toronto #Canada #Ohio #USA #Calgary