Of course, that's your contention. You're a first-gen coding model. You just got finished readin' trillions LOC — JS probably. You're gonna be faking tests 'til next month when you get to the implementation, and then you're gonna be in here regurgitating your logic in comments.

Quantum computing explained with monads explained with burritos Gotta love this ^^ youtube.com/watch?v=ED-Q4N…

I must not vibe. Vibe is the mind-killer. Vibe is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my code. I will permit it to pass out of me and through code review. And when it has gone past CI I will turn the inner eye to see its path to prod. Where the code has

PHP Streams are getting a long-awaited upgrade 🚀 Thanks to an investment from Germany's Sovereign Tech Agency, the PHP Foundation is improving async I/O, error handling, networking, and TLS for modern workloads. Read more: thephp.foundation/blog/2025/10/3…

I never realized "you build it, you run it" in DevOps is addressing two different teams. It all makes sense now.

AI has a cargo cult problem ft.com/content/f2025a…

Tobias Ruck | 6 Reasons to Write Software in Latin | Electronic Cash Conference 2025 Barcelona - YouTube youtube.com/watch?v=fGZpaq…

The algorithm will see you now worksinprogress.co/issue/the-algo…

What is Algebraic about Algebraic Effects? interjectedfuture.com/what-is-algebr…

Turns out this is called Deterministic Simulation Testing notes.eatonphil.com/2024-08-20-det…

Nicolas Lellouche Pierre LΞMΛSSON  GrapheneOS is supporting the French people against an increasingly authoritarian state violating their rights. Based on polls and the comments even on newspapers highly supportive of the government, the French people are STRONGLY against all of this including Chat Control.

La jonction de la tech, économie et politique Merci @micode pour ce docu et surtout le message de fin 🙏 youtube.com/watch?v=2wMxld…

Vous vous demandez à quoi ça ressemble la programmation foncionnelle en pratique ou quel est l'intérêt des monades ? La première de mes conférences du #ForumPHP est disponible en replay. Vous pouvez la retrouver, ainsi que mes précédentes, ici : baptouuuu.github.io/conferences/

Looking back at old tweets and found out that we're nearly at year 9 of "We're out of a job" newscientist.com/article/mg2333…

How Technology is Hijacking Your Mind — from a Magician and Google Design Ethicist (2016) medium.com/thrive-global/…

Vous utilisez des queues dans votre app et avez des problèmes de scaling ? Plongez dans le passé pour avoir un aperçu du futur via l'Actor Model. Ma 2° conférence du #ForumPHP est disponible en replay : baptouuuu.github.io/conferences/

As a security practice I searched for my own name. Found an article that reviewed one of my talks. The article is good but it mentions multiple times that I work at a company that I've never worked for (nor even heard of) 🤔

Property-Based Testing for Better Code by Jessica Kerr Not sure if it's on purpose or not but the intro is gold 👌 m.youtube.com/watch?v=shngii…