Before the spectacle at the Red Bull Ring begins, let's first take a moment to think about our furry Canadian friends who, unlike us, think the contract extension till 2035 fucking sucks. #CanadianGP #AustrianGP 🇦🇹 #F1

Everyone is on fire. Let’s hope today not fucking everything! #AustrianGP 🇦🇹 #F1

I’m proud of being part of the media, but knowing how it is on the other side of the microphone, I sometimes think: “Fuck those fucking ink-shitters!” #BritishGP 🇬🇧 #F1

I know Roscoe… it’s the fucking age. #BritishGP 🇬🇧 #F1

Don’t we all want the Hulk fucking finally on the podium?! #BritishGP 🇬🇧 #F1

You fucking rock star!!! #BritishGP 🇬🇧 #F1

Apparently, I have a new analyst colleague. He looks familiar, but I can’t put my fucking finger on it. 🤔 #BelgianGP 🇧🇪 #F1

As you all know, I have a soft spot for the HAAS team. I've learned from an unreliable source that the rumours about a chocolate ban on the team must be fucking bullshit. #BelgianGP 🇧🇪 #F1

For a better world, can't we just cut the crap with these hypocritical videos? Formula 1 is polluting and always will be. Unless we're going to fucking run the 308 km today! 🏃 🏃‍♂️ #BelgianGP 🇧🇪 #F1

Really, a tractor with a fucking hair dryer! I think 20 F1 cars would dry the track much faster so can we just fucking start? 😡 #BelgianGP 🇧🇪 #F1

Want to be sustainable F1? Stop producing fucking rain tyres you never use! #BelgianGP 🇧🇪 #F1

Congratulations on your contract extension Fred. It has always suited you well…that fucking red! #HungarianGP 🇭🇺 #F1

I mean, it can’t be that hard to find a fucking solution right? #HungarianGP 🇭🇺 #F1

Sorry for my absence last weekend. I was busy shopping. I love motorcycles, but I'm not brave enough to ride them, so I bought myself a MotoGP team. 😜 No worries, I'm not fucking leaving. I mean, what's #F1 without my clear-cut analyses right?

Luckily Lance Stroll walked away from a high-speed crash. The question is if he can walk away from his dad who must be fucking pissed off! #DutchGP 🇳🇱 #F1

If anyone deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, it's Lawrence Stroll. Honestly, I would’ve fucking killed him. #DutchGP 🇳🇱 #F1

Ollie Bearman will start from the pit lane. Stroll must be fucking ecstatic! #DutchGP 🇳🇱 #F1

Breaking news? What the fuck are you talking about? I posted it already a fucking month ago! #F1 #MotoGP

“No, I don't understand Stefano hinting at shorter races and more sprint races, but that's what happens these days when you watch too much porn. Then you don't even want any fucking foreplay anymore.” #ItalianGP 🇮🇹 #F1

According to Jacques Villeneuve, races will become more exciting without mirrors. Given the wing settings at Monza, we could easily do without a rear wing too. With less weight, we'll go even faster. Let’s fucking do it! #ItalianGP 🇮🇹 #F1