first post i see logging in. it's good to be back yall

zip up your foreskin after peeing to avoid leakage

"fastest pooper in the west. they call me the shartshooter."

[me, desperately trying to explain the producers movie to you] it's a musical...about a musical...about gay hitler you: what me: and timón from the lion king is the star you: ... me: and his buddy is an autistic twink that's good at math

just imagine. imagine posting a roblox PR statement so bad that you bring chris hansen out of retirement

microdosing a gas chamber by farting under a weighted blanket

I wanna know who named it BDSM instead of cumtortion

WHY is he so GODDAM small

just saying thanks to my supporters (the 2 porn bots that follow me)