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i thought you were chopped huzz, but really you were fine shyt

last night i had a dream about a Dan Hentschel bit where he’d take a real baby and do sleight of hand magic tricks with it. video ends with him dropping it from above his head and it disappearing behind some cardboard he holds up

Sippin on bro

streets are saying i was so brave at the dentist today

Its about time I looked at funny internet images again. Computer, show me the funny images, posthaste.

i care so so much about winning the idgaf war

my friends answer to any fictional weapon they could own was “a rope i swing around with scorpions on it (poisonous kind)”

winning the idgaf war through scorched earth policy

ive been getting into swearing lately what are some starter swears i should learn

she had a dream I cheated it was nice knowing you guys

The words "emerald" and "verdant" are the 2 most green sounding words in the english language. Is it the E usage that makes them sound that way? E by itself is clearly orange

i phrase all my tweets in such a way that if a judge or lawyer were to read one under oath, they'd look like a gay slave dumbfounded by the dick in their ass

I have officially become the chopped boyfriend

me watching the pot, as it starts boiling: they said it couldnt be done

theres a right way and a wrong way. but the what if the wrong way is the right way

they should make a job specifically for the people who are funny in the group chat

bouba son or kiki daughter

Breakfast creates strong men. Strong men cook breakfast. Breakfast creates strong men