Any good sandwich places in DC? Asking for reasons.

MAGA Republicans are triggered by a flag! SNOWFLAKES!

Polish humor tickles me the right way

I bet trump hates the fact that newsoms tan looks real

WOW — big if true!

Joe Gallina: If you could speak directly to Donald Trump, what would you tell him? Gov. JB Pritzker: What does Vladimir Putin have on you?

I must face plant the belly

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT DONALD J. WOULD CONSIDER “GIVING AWAY” THE FREE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO HIS “BEST FRIEND” VLADIMIR PUTIN — ALL BECAUSE I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, STOLE THE CAMERAS THIS WEEK WITH “THE MAPS.” NOW, OBVIOUSLY, NOT EVEN THE “TACO PRESIDENT” COULD BE THAT STUPID,

Seeing the fascists grand welcome in Alaska, I'm really proud of Canada's passive-aggressive tiny red carpet that leads into a puddle from a few months ago

TRUMP JUST FLED THE PODIUM WITH PUTIN — NO QUESTIONS, NOTHING! TOTAL LOW ENERGY. THE MAN LOOKED LIKE HE’D JUST EATEN 3 BUCKETS OF KFC WITH VLAD. IS HE AFRAID THE PRESS WILL ASK ABOUT ME??? (AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR) AND THE FACT I "STOLE THE CAMERAS" THIS WEEK WITH “THE MAPS”?

Donald Trump is America’s keyboard warrior. He is a seventh grader playing President.

NO DEAL DON DON (TINY HANDS!) FLEES WITH POOTIN. TOO SCARED TO ANSWER QUESTIONS (TACO TIDY!!). TOTAL LOW ENERGY - SAD.

At the beach with my friend earlier. Friend: "Don't look, but there are some really cute guys over there." Me, fully turning around and yelling: "MY FRIEND THINKS YOU'RE CUTE AND WANTS YOU TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!"

Trump said 90 deals in 90 days. WHERE ARE THE DEALS? He’s flailing AND failing!

…with a job offer!

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These people are upset about a sandwich

BELIEVE WOMEN‼️ #ReleaseTheFiles #TrumpEpsteinCoverUp