The only reason Angela Rayner was crying is because she got caught.

Squeaky Bum Time for these three.

“A child who was playing on the monkey bars in the park saw Mart holding her penis and wiggling it at her” Lancashire Telegraph you’re cowards and a disgrace to journalism lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/25438325.…

Good riddance!

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Angela Rayner has resigned. 😔

Every Labour Minister who defended Angela Rayner failing to pay £40,000 of stamp duty should also now resign. You're about to hike our taxes and are absolute disgraceful hypocrites. I'm looking at you Rachel Reeves Wes Streeting Peter Kyle Bridget Phillipson

One of our greatest Conservative politicians says goodbye to #angelarayner as Deputy Prime Minister outside the House of Commons…🤣 #eastend #history #humour #rikmayall #thenewstatesman

I can see clearly now the Rayners gone!! 😂

BREAKING RIGHT NOW: DAVID LAMMY NEW DEPUTY PRIME MINISTER. The man who compared Brexiteers to Nazis. I am embarrassed to be British today. God help us.

This woman is Home Secretary. Let that sink in.

En désespoir

Britain's new Home Secretary seems to have picked a side already...

Britain's New Home Secretary.

Those Females Grok defines as Females are Men in dresses David Chase in the UK Females cannot be convicted of Rape only Sexual Assault. Rape is by penetration, which only people with a Penis can do. Therefore, Biological Males!!

Rumours that Ed Miliband may be for the chop.

🚨 BREAKING: Britain has fallen Shabana Mahmood is now the Home Secretary of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

Tonight, Lynsay Watson, This Is Your Life: wingsoverscotland.com/down-on-the-be…

David Lammy is our new Deputy Prime Minister. This man is an idiot.

Love the new groomer angle on #Gogglebox On first watch I thought it was a non celebrity Kemp setup of a father and son team The channel that gave us #NakedAttractionuk and #VirginIsland goes further down the rabbit hole in its desperate attempt to get more viewers Channel 4