pov se van los gene arriba

coooooooppp

to live for the hope of it all

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever scrolled Twitter after your favourite wins the match?

joy has a habit of returning

me di cuenta que perdí mi spark cuando le empecé a pedir ayuda a mis amigas para contestarle a niños

when i don’t finish a book in 3 days so now it will take anywhere from 8 months to 10 years

subí una story para que me lo contestara y ni lo vio

THAT’S, MVP MATTHEW STAFFORD, TO YOU!

YEAHHHHH MVP MATTHEW! real HOF resume!

By the time I remember to text back it's too disrespectful to even do it

Sex is great, but watching the Patriots lose is even better

quítenme mi teléfono cuando estoy peda por favor

pequeña pequeña pequeña

do what you want, but save the last dance for me

bad news for chocolate chip cookies: i woke up today

oh, you “loved” project hail mary? now replace the word “mary” with “hitler”… not so cool now, huh?