Before everyone steals my line, I just want to say, how will Clearance Thomas know how to vote now? #scotus, #ussupremecourt

Not a really political dog, but doesn't Donald Trump give himself a headache?

I am told I have an intuitive interface.

Is it me, or is it a poor idea for Mitt Romney to speak in front of a backdrop that says "Hinckley Institute"?

Watching Trump on TV. Are you people insane?

I am the only adult in the room.

Feel the Bam! #feelthebern

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I shall not seek, and will not accept a nomination as vice president of the United States on the #Trump ticket. #makeamericagreatagain

Just broke the 40 minute mile.

Don't tell me I need empathy. Go fuck yourself.

I do not pay list price.

Cheese is the glue.

You are all being played.

I doesn't look a thing like Jesus. #thekillers

This country is run by people with very odd hats.

Is climbing Trump Tower, in the rain, with suction cups, an Olympic sport?

People I know have told me there is something going on. #TrumpLies #trump #surreal

Until two days ago I never heard the name Hermine.

I would vote for anyone who puts a taco truck on every corner of this country! If I could vote...