THE MAN KEEPS COOKING

NO SLEEP FOR MIKE, NO SLEEP FOR ME

We’re cool with sam christiansen now that he’s in crimson and white. He’s already popped the deposit cherry, so here’s to a few more this season

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WELCOME TO THE TIDE Grant Slater

WE GET TO WATCH ALABAMA PLAY A TEAM IN A DIFFERENT JERSEY IN THE JOE THIS WEEK

THE TIDE FINALLY PLAY BASEBALL AGAINST SOMEONE ELSE TODAY TWELVE INNINGS OF HATE CHAD BRADFORD (‘s actor in moneyball) AIN’T WALKING OUT OF THAT PEN

Be real with yourself, you’re not going to “get to” that OM/MIS/Stats/Entire College of Engineering Curriculum HW tonight. Get yourself over to The Joe, crack a few beers, and cheer on The Fellas against Lipscomb

10-man lineups with two designated hitters for Alabama vs. Lipscomb. There will be two six-inning contests.

APPRECIATE THE DEPOSIT Justin Osterhouse

We’ve seen enough. Kaden Humphrey Give us the word and we’ll steal Grant Balfour’s entrance for ye

TIDE TAKE GAME ONE

Join us, William.

TIDE NOT DEAD YET

TIDE WIN BOTH!!!

I mean I guess if you have to stoop to calling the police because you’re scared of a student section I couldn’t blame you for running away from the SEC