Today I learned that there are no U.S. cities that have both Chili's and Outback Steakhouse.

LET’S BE REAL. THE BEATLES MUSIC DID AND STILL SUCKS

Don't spread your ass cheeks too wide when you're taking a shit. You can tear your taint!

Giving my daughter a prank apple for lunch today 😂

found a guy

I brought my childhood imaginary friend back to life using A.I. (#GPT3) and it was one of the scariest and most transformative experiences of my life. A thread 🤖 (1/23)

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TIL no American city has both a "Main Street" and a "1st Street" pretty interesting!

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I kicked a wheelchair guy in the head today

You never have to go "pee" or "poop", you either have to "pee" or "pee and poop". It's impossible to poop without peeing. ~ Aristotle

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