Age gap autumn I’m 200 years old

Sipping a ginger ale on my shower floor in the dark wondering where it all went wrong

Beautiful brownish white boy why do you grow distant

Wasian, worrying, wanting more, wallowing, wondering, wasting my youth. Does anyone want a girlfriend for the day

Ok i actually mean it this time when i say im ending the bender. It’s locktober for the rest of the month. Bye

How a bong changed my life

If your sports team is favorited and still loses it is because I had US currency on them. I am now taking commission to fade your team so that they win. Bad beat

Im hearing that if you go to the Louvre you can just take things and now you own them

For Halloween I’m going to be a 43 yr old crypto millionaire

Half the internet apps just went down and Alexa won’t turn my smart lights off. the robots are unionizing

I made a silent decision to stop googling everything and instead I simply ask my friends all my random questions about the world. It’s been a month now and wow my friends are so smart and nice they’re little quants that know everything 🥰💞

How I see the world when there’s a slow walker in front of me

Steph curry plays basketball tonight im having a great day

Born to love and yearn, forced to forget and let go

I have one alcoholic beverage and suddenly I’m draymond green defending my friends at the bar

So it’s just Russel Wilson and I breaking character and crashing out lately ?