Realistically it doesn’t matter if there’s trust there with the girl but you know that her “boy best mate” wants to shag your mrs and if you weren’t there they’d be trying their hardest to do it so that’s why there’s always a bit of uncertainty about guys who’s mrs have one

See that wee Racoon on tiktok called Pedro that wee cunt is doing my nut in but I canny help but watch every video and dance to the song every single fucking time

Does John Greig pick this himself or is it just named after him cos that’s atrocious 🤣

Celtic fan at work the other day says idah always finds the net… fair play he’s right

How’s that a free kick and a yellow 🤣

Scott Wright has the haircut of Sasa Papac but not the aura

St Mirren away once again

Where’s cammy bell from cos he’s got that horrible Kevin Kyle drone to his voice

Big man snorts verses instead of lines

The rest of league one in pre season:

What’s Brighton & Hove Albion got to do with Scottish Politics?

Guarantee Dujon Sterling would be a better RB he just won’t score as many goals cos he wouldn’t take penalties

Day is never finished
Master got me working
Some day master set me free

(I’m in the gym)

Getafe summer scouting report:

Why does Noel Gallagher look like he’s shaking hands with someone when there’s nobody there

Conceding straight from a corner, who do Liverpool think they are, Rangers?

You know a derby is wank when it’s a “date idea” like for example if we’re going to a Rangers game for a date it’s a midweek cup tie at ibrox against a lower league side she’s no going to the old firm 🤣

Look between 4 and 6 on your keyboard

Search the middle of C and B on your typing screen