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Hannah: "That's why your writing's crap, Jack. You write with your right hand and it's always down your pants."

Jack: "And what did we learn from the Dressmaker? Never return home, never love anyone, kill everyone if you can."

Hannah: "We really are like Mary Kate and Ashley." Jack: "Yeah. We ate the third one in the womb."

Jack's sister is in town and she is soo excited to be here.

Hannah: "What about him? He's attractive." Jack: "No. I don't like them scruffy. I like a well kept, boyish woman."

Hannah: "What if we both got arrested and spent a year in prison? Jack: "We'd get a lot of work done." #FundingTheArts #Australia

Jack: "Camera angles matter, Hans." Hannah: "Oh balls, no one thinks 'Hannah looks like a model from the top and a gourd from the bottom'."

Blew a gasket at Anne Edmonds last night!Book now, people. Just make sure you don't walk in late, or bring hot chips. #MICF #eddotainment

Hannah: "Just quietly, I've been wearing the same underpants for two and a half days." Jack: "Three for me." #IndependentTheatre

Rabbits fart.

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Hannah: "I'm downsizing to a smaller bed." Jack: "Why's that?" Hannah: "Loneliness."

Jack: "This room stinks of fart." Hannah: "I wonder why, FART-HEAD."

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JACK: "I just want to rub them all over my face but I know your trotters have touched it." -Jack discovers Hannah's new ultra thermal socks.