Alright. Here goes. . . . . . . Still going. How do you do this again?

Yawl ever so fuckin bored, you join twitter to have somewhere to say shit that’s going on in your head?

I only received one birthday card this year. That too from a 7 year old. (There is hope) Where’d yawl card givers go? Wtf Come back. SHOWER ME WITH PAPER FULL OF SENTIMENTS

I was complaining to my therapist about how sometimes I think my friends don’t have solid personalities. Until she turned it around and said “maybe you’re the one without a solid personality” If yawl could see my brain exploding 🤯

Thanks Mashion 🖤 google.com.pk/amp/s/mashion.…

Thanks? NostrilPhilia I mean, all I had to do to get them was pair up 2 people who didn’t get along at all and voila! Amazing nostrils and no dad.

All hail the “aye haye issay kon shaadi karey ga” gals 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🌈

Someone: did u watch Bohemian Rhapsody? Who would’ve thought Freddie was going through shit? Rich people really don’t have perfect lives...” In my head: “sometimes I wish I’d never been born at all” “I want to break free” “Watching some good friends screaming Let me out” ???

Stinky people make me want to chop my nose off & bathe them in sugar, spice & everything nice, or literally bash my head against a wall.

She here. She’s watch in’

We all think we’re above getting the flu until it fuckin sneaks up on us like an ex at a party Please. Go. Away. And before u know it, u can’t breathe and you’re left feeling shittier than u already did