This column fucking nails it on the regular. Today is no exception. #FF so sad today VICE bit.ly/1RrdAGz

Distract yourselves from cosmic panic tomorrow night with some Dartmouth punk, at Jacob's Lounge & Cathedral of Scum. tinyurl.com/ojdf5c6

RIP to the American dream.

Playing with The Holy Snappers tomorrow night at Menz Bar! Then we're all gonna get married! tinyurl.com/obap3ot

Just so ya know Bad Partys truly are the Kings of the Rings Reflections Cabaret

@pajammajammyjam close 2nd: NimoyStory15

Get rich or declare bankruptcy tryin'.

Surprise surprise we'll be playing a few tunes tonight at 10! See you there! x.com/likeamotorcycl…

Attention Bad Partiers, we are playing in Dartmouth tomorrow at Jacob's Lounge. FB link: facebook.com/events/1007371…

@pajammajammyjam Soundgarden @bakewithshiggy "Shiggy, his arms wide."

This Saturday we're playing in the Rainbow Room at Menz! We can't wait to ruin your night, cosplay dance partiers! xo

We got a show Friday night at Menz & Mollyz, come show off that extra costume you made! facebook.com/events/7536881…

Does anyone have the booking contact for shows at IKEA?

Tonight at Gus' Pub w/ Designosaur @notKirkWayne & the twitterless Burgerfriespop! tinyurl.com/gsccfs6

Next show coming up in a few weeks get yer butts downtown tinyurl.com/jeqyggh

Rock show at the Oasis on Spring Garden Road tonight come shoot some pool eat some wings shake your head etc etc etc tinyurl.com/jeqyggh

Night Breed are coming up from PEI and Scoop Outs are coming over from Dartmouth, tomorrow! tinyurl.com/zcksq2j

Thx The Coast - Halifax/Kjipuktuk AtomBombshell Come get your vompost on, tomorrow night at Menz & Mollyz.