Find you somebody who laughs at your jokes like Dan Bonner does Stan Van Gundy.

FWIW, Alabama’s getting more calls because they’re meeting more resistance going to the basket than Duke is. Duke should happily take that deal.

Cooper plays through fouls because referees know he can. It’s the price of greatness. And way more times than not Duke benefits because Cooper finishes.

Ken Pomeroy with a particularly good late game.

Cooper was at his most mediocre and Duke just boa constrictored one of the SEC’s best. We tried to tell you kenpom’s math is solid.

Some folks are gonna look at the box score and say Alabama just had a cold shooting night. Nope. Alabama got locked down. They. Could. Not. Get. Looks.

Awful sequence there from the same official. Misses the loose-ball foul on UH, misses the foul on Mashack, then misses the back-court violation.

Crushed with the body. Nowhere close to clean. Wtf is Lappas looking at.

Having analysts give laughable opinions on 100% obvious plays on the sport’s biggest stage doesn’t help matters. This is a big part of why fans are angry at referees all the time.

You can’t have a crew chief who struggles that badly on the mic. You just can’t.

Also confirmed—Duke is undefeated since November when Mason Gillis is in uniform.

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