A trio of daily mail articles for the enlightened female reader yfrog.com/kfep6jtj yfrog.com/kis8kzj yfrog.com/gydgnjtj

This may be the first time “thrusting” has been used in a job advert - bit.ly/nKT0Gg

The perils of failing to learn English - twitpic.com/6kp5pe

Not to worry Jonjo, James, Two Shoes and Amelia, the real twist is that Tulisa is about to make you into a new group #xfactor

This is my father's favourite Xmas present - http://twitpic.com/3jhujk #thiscouldbealongday

The public have a right to know - http://bit.ly/f0uohb

“I love toast but it was a massive shock seeing my face made out of it. It's the best present ever” - http://bit.ly/geeViq

Just to remind Lib Dems: your turn tomorrow, as agreed, yes?

The dignity of a Mumsnet political webchat: "OhBuggerandArse, great to have the opportunity to reply to you..." http://twitpic.com/3v7x40

BP's brave boast http://yfrog.com/h2xqaguj

Anyone else think this new Wii advert might need a slight edit? http://bit.ly/dUfCfr

Another prestigious honour for Colin Firth - http://twitpic.com/44o6nk

Unexpected press release of the day: "Leeds Gays dress as Gaddafi for Libya fundraiser"

Shocking example of BBC bias - http://twitpic.com/4t77ue

I trust anything that says "Breaking News" in Comic Sans. http://yfrog.com/h8vh8xrkj

Remember when we thought Channel 5's nadir was a naked Keith Chegwin? twitpic.com/5jgarz

There goes Kerry Katona’s hopes of keeping her house #notw

Line-caught from sustainable stocks I hope - twitpic.com/5mzmc0

Spot the odd one out: Newsweek's handy guide to the main players in the hacking scandal - twitpic.com/5ozx4w (via @guitarbore)

"Great little takeaway that makes up sandwiches freshly when you order" twitpic.com/5txhzl