We ain’t never use that word in the trenches what’s that?

i’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information

so you can’t get abs and a dump truck in 3 weeks?

just realised I can never be mysterious with a british accent #cursed

need my future husband to build me a walk-in closet, makeup room and a library

they don’t really make great shows anymore, which is why i’m watching desperate housewives and ugly betty for the 8th time

you stop cussing people out🙏🏾

Our Princess Diana

i love #knowing

I have no business doing interviews bc I always end the meetings while people are still talking 🫣

Am I weird for not liking it when people speak somali to me?

Dedicating my life to the Real Housewives franchise pays off every day in ways big and small.

so pick up that phone and start yapping!!

The way muslim men on twitter act like they own women and disguise it as ‘protection’ is jarring

absolutely no one: me: i need to make a list.

I miss my crush

#soon #badbitchhibernating