“Why didn’t you stay in Mexico?” Somebody find this goat. 🐐 Also women are ridiculous.

$840,000 New Construction...

Donald Trump Jr. meanwhile, Greasey….

This is not ok

A grown man in a mini skirt walks across the street. Jay Mohr: That’s when it hit me. Gay folks wanted privacy. Trans folks want the spotlight — at Little League, at school, at work. Adam Carolla: “They don’t want rights. They want combat. Division. They want you angry. That’s

A sixth-grade black student wanted to “discipline” this little white girl…with slaps, kicks and threats They shouldn’t be allowed near white kids. Ever.

I voted for this. “YOU WON’T GET AN OUNCE OF SYMPATHY FROM THIS ADMINISTRATION”… Stephen Miller

I’m not playing around anymore. Pennsylvania had an abysmal turnout on May 20th. New Jersey Republicans are down 200,000 votes going into tomorrow’s election. If Republicans don’t embrace early & mail-in voting this year & in the midterms, we are going to lose everything.

What happened to our cities

And she blocked me... #TRUTH

🚨 BREAKING: The anti-ICE protest in Tampa, Florida today is being COUNTERED by MAGA patriots! "IF YOU LOVE MEXICO, GO BACK TO MEXICO," the MAGA hat-wearer is yelling at them, holding 'MAGA COUNTRY' flag. FLORIDA IS DEEP RED!

I.C.E riots in Los Angeles.. 🇺🇸 They’re not upset when the law is broken, only when it’s being enforced! Time to reset the standard!

Race riots was 100% predictable for this summer. It’s almost as if it’s a literal script to target the vulnerabilities of brainwashed people.

The difference between reality and the legacy media is insane!

My liberal Starbucks barista is bashing me on Reddit and the comments are encouraging her to mess with my drink. Because liberals are awful fucking people.

A “journalist” from The New York Times reached out to me about a quote he says I wrongly attributed to Barack Obama. His knickers were in a twist over it, because it’s such a stunning news item. My answer: “I don’t own a parrot, so I don’t need any birdcage liner. Thanks.”

EXCLUSIVE: Polk County District Attorney Jeffrey Kemp and Rusk County District Attorney Jack Cabranes are discussing secretly turning their counties into sanctuary counties by refusing to cooperate with ICE detainer requests. 🧵

Mexican President calls on ICE to stop deporting illegals "They migrate out of need and send resources to their families from there” What does this mean?

Keith passing a gerbil…