with this in mind, if any of you have a creative or hot plot to try out, my DMs are always open 😉 just bare with my shitty ass schedule 😭😭😭

|| that’s exactly what I mean, yeah. It has a lot of implications that come with it, so it really only works in the right situation. IE; between outright mains. Which usually means like, two muns who already LIKE each other. (and as soon as you fucking want ~ . 😉)

It’s not often she gets sought after by other royalty. . . The queen DOES look pretty amazing, though.

She likes to think it's enough to satisfy a ruthless queen like Elsa herself. . . Tight. Flexible. Self-repairing. Magically blessed with eternal satisfaction. specifically built to serve people like HER.

it’s a hot trope but WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS IT’S NOT HIM AT ALL HE’S BASICALLY THE FUCKING OBVIOUS DOESN’T HIS MASTER SIMP OVER HIM IN THE ANIME AND HE’S JUST NOT INTO IT?

ᅠ ᅠ Of course, after all, that is what they're here for: to conquer her kingdom and show them that they will live and serve better under monsters' rule. 💕 ᅠ

Threats of violence usually help with getting things you want.

“ If you do it wrong, yeah. Yeesh, you are a goodie two shoes if you don’t know how to hostage negotiate. You’re lucky you’re cute. “

( she’d kiss you at least if you did )

“I’M GONNA DO A HEIST TONIGHT!”

“ . . . oh, uh. . . yeah, I mean, I don’t mind. I’m not really an expert either to be fair, but I kinda get the concept. . . “ she seems taken aback. . . “ How do you fight bad guys normally? “

stupid blue boy being cute and stuff she needs to make him evil.

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗮 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗹𝗮 - 𝐋𝐕 𝟏 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐍 Nanananananaaaaaa I am Mega Maaaaan Nanananananaaaa I am still Mega Maaaaaan😊

For the cucks that keep whining from where 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗮 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗹𝗮 - 𝐋𝐕 𝟏 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐍 you don’t have to worry. I’m letting her get fresh air! It’s a lot on the poor girl to constantly be at her goddess’ whims Not like you matter to her anyways. Fucking her now would be like throwing a hotdog down a sewer.

advice for anyone she isn’t talking to and happens to have any degree of good deeds under their belt. Try being born as Aphrodite next time. 🤗

“ First part of that sentence, dorkface. “

𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗮 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗹𝗮 - 𝐋𝐕 𝟏 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐍 showing her party her pussy's new found purpose: Taking in Fatalis's seed for the rest of her life~ It's the last thing her old "friends" will see.