i need piper mclean in this

rip persephone you would have loved these

girl the president

2003 strawberry you'll ALWAYS be famous

They out here drinking Tzatziki

Guys I see it (I’m so sorry)

"The last thing I remembered was sinking in a burning sea, knowing that Tyson was gone forever, and wishing I were able to drown"

my best friend and i have exclusively used snapchat to communicate for 8 years leave us alone

the wife and i have been too productive this week… time for a lazy six months to make up for it

Idk who made the creative decision to continue indulging the “current Avatar has the eyes of the previous Avatar’s soulmate” theory but I think they deserve to be bathed in riches and be kissed by a million beautiful women every day

it’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work

fuck a shower beer. it’s shower gyoza time

can’t spell autism without U and I baby

#MCU star Ebon Moss-Bachrach on what he would do if he had The Thing’s powers: “There’s a handful of fascists that I would just throw into outer space.” (via IMDb)

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

Every DUI defense lawyer in America just hit the jackpot.

as both an avid celsius drinker and someone’s who’s been sober for a year and a half, the lawsuit i would have had if this happened to me

average classroom cabinet at beacon hills high school

Oklahoma ranks dead last in education.

ppl oversimplify things on here for clicks and it’s sooooo annoying like….. he was having an affair with a subordinate which proceeded to tank every major business deal they had lined up, plus he was their best friend…….yeah i would act like he did too