US: this medication is highly addictive and must be CoNtRoLlEd Me: no, I get that. But I literally forgot I had half a sandwhich left sitting on the plate in front of me. US:... Me: Can I get my prescribed treatment for my disability? US: ...have you tried setting an alarm?

Me: [walking into @19HitstheDragon's office without preamble]...you ever have someone just casually bring up microdosing in the comments of your Insta post? Mike: [shocked genuine laughter] oh, all the time.

Me: hey, @19HitstheDragon, I'm about to start shredding butter. *hands cook book* it's for that recipe there. Just like... so you don't think I've surrendered to the void or something. Mike: Good to know.

Hi/hello. I've been using the "live laugh love" method of ADHD symptom management. It...uh...it's....its wild going from "highly functional" to "if you see me sitting and staring into the middle distance, I just forgot to press a to clear the loading screen. Nudge me"

My coworker: do you know what a roguelite is? Me:...sir I have a steam account that's 8 years old. Coworker:...so do you know or should I explain it.

Adventures in Mental Healthcare: Client: honey, if you could go home, and get some pants. They will fit me. My friend will give you 40 dollars. Me:....uh no. I can't...do any of that? Client: oh, okay I didn't know honey.

Almost every AFAB staff member at our drop-in center: no but like...the red flag vibes ooze from this client Our 21 year old AFAB undergrad intern: I think he just needs help. AFAB collective: oh we don't argue about that. We just don't think it's mental illness or substances.

Number of times the book of Revelations was brought up in 17.5 years attending church services: 5 Number of times the book of Revelations has been brought up by a client in a day of social work: 3 on a quiet day.

Governers: we need to get rid of these encampment protections! The ruling: if you increase the number of beds available to the unhoused, you would be in your rights to clear encampments. Governers: No, not like that.

Fucking po pro. Exists on repeat in my head rent free: I celebrate myself, and sing myself. #millikinuniversity #millikid

Okay but like.... why do I need this?