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Bacon

@baconslapthaho

| outdoor enthusiast | start a lot of projects that I don’t finish enthusiast |

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I’ve been a Wingstop junkie since 2008. I think I’m breaking up with them today. Unseasoned, uncooked chunks of potato and ranch with chunks in it.

I’ve been a <a href="/wingstop/">Wingstop</a> junkie since 2008. I think I’m breaking up with them today. Unseasoned, uncooked chunks of potato and ranch with chunks in it.
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When you’re a teen, nobody tells you that adult life consists of things like finding a good box and saying “this is a nice sized box, I’m gonna keep it in case I need a box this size” 🤔

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Y’all I really thought the last two months from hell ended on October first. Of course not. I’m scheduled to work all weekend and came down with an ear infection 💆🏼‍♀️

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I’m so sick of irresponsible dog owners in my neighborhood 💆🏼‍♀️ I scooped up one neighbors shit and dumped it in his driveway today. A bit ago some random ass dog jumped out of the tree line and chased someone

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Trying to instill work ethic in a 12 year old is exhausting. All I expect out of him is all A’s and very basic chores. It’s like pulling teeth from a crocodile though 😩

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My new neighbors have been remodeling their garage for weeks 🤔 it’s a garage. Your car does not care what it’s home looks like. So strange

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My new neighbors baby started screaming and now they are blasting some kids music. Our houses are not even close. Clearly causing deafness will make the baby shut up 🤨

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Chicken broth used to be 10 for $10. Now it’s 3 for $5. I know all groceries prices have gone up, but that one was most noticeable to me. Also we’ve paid just over $38,000 in taxes this year. Send help.

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My husband travels for work. He ran downstairs in his hotel to grab something and all of his employees asked if he was going on a date. He was in a t shirt and jeans.. both from Sam’s Club 🥴 I feel bad for all of their wives if they think that’s a date outfit

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Last night I saw my asshole neighbor in my yard so I threw out some lit firecrackers. Pretty sure that asshole fell cause his flashlight immediately aimed at the sky then shut off 💀 serves the fucker right

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Last July I noticed I got a raise. Didn’t question it, even though the timing didn’t make sense. Today I got told I’m being detailed to ICU for 3 months. I signed the paperwork and it said I was coming from the ER. Since July. I haven’t set foot in the ER 🙃

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I can’t with TeenMon Reddit. There are multiple comments analyzing what jenelle and David’s flatulence smells like 🥴 tf

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For 10 years the view from my house/yard has been the side of the mountain. Now my view is ruined by this hideous house being built 😩 hurry up and grow trees

For 10 years the view from my house/yard has been the side of the mountain. Now my view is ruined by this hideous house being built 😩 hurry up and grow trees