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With the way things have been going in this country I don’t understand why anyone would vote for an incumbent at this point

I’m going to tell a story for those people who think dealing with the IRS is somehow fair or “reasonable” — buckle up. When I was a kid, my dad owned a small cabinet shop. He decided (against better judgement of my mother) to go into partnership with another furniture maker 🧵

Retweet if you think nuclear power is a better option than wind and solar power👍

LIKE for one chance. RETWEET for a second chance. It’s that easy.

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Hey UPS is this how you expect your drivers to deliver packages? 🤦🏻‍♂️

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“They own everything…They don’t care about you…They got you by the balls.” ~ George Carlin He absolutely nailed it. This is one of the greatest social and political commentaries of the modern era.

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Maher has the yips

Mass shootings aren’t new. That’s why I’ll never give up my guns.

BREAKING: A transgender representative in Minnesota has introduced a bill that will remove the exclusion of pedophiles from the protected class of “sexual orientation.” This means it will be illegal to discriminate against child rapists. This is what we have been sounding the

Alleged Epstein victim details RAPE and NAMES abusers.

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I’m going to give $3,000 to someone random who retweets this tweet (must be following me so I can dm you if you’re the winner)